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The summer I turned athletic
Bless the people who "made me" athletic
Aug 10
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Emily Burnett
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Childhood deprivation volume 1
Foodless, waterless adventures with Dad
Jun 21
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Embarrassing injuries volume 2: that bike wreck in front of Chad
Chad was really quite ahead of his time.
Jun 2
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The airplane peanuts-eating guy I can't unsee
At least he's memorable?
May 6
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Stupid human tricks volume 1: stuck in a dryer in a swimsuit
And the motivating power of personal pride
Apr 29
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"We beat boys": Dolls vs guys on the pickleball court
Winning
Apr 22
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No one's asking, but I have rules for ice cream parlors
Heavily influenced by simply amoral ice cream experiences
Apr 15
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Massage karma finally caught up with me over in Georgia
Plus, features of Eastern v Western massages
Apr 8
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The (maybe unnecessary) Heimlich maneuver
That one time a guy was choking and I did something
Apr 1
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Got a puppy. For 3 days.
Finally at peace with some of my unpopular life choices
Mar 25
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SFTR: The accidentally life-changing concert in Rome (featuring my seatmate)
Stories from the Road: Not on my list of plans: stumbling my way into a life-changing concert
Mar 18
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The nicest thing volume 1: a commercial aircraft to myself
Pity taken on a pathetic person (me) in a sling
Mar 11
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