Embarrassing injuries volume 2: that bike wreck in front of Chad

Chad was really quite ahead of his time.

Jun 2 • Emily Burnett

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May 2026

The airplane peanuts-eating guy I can't unsee

At least he's memorable?

May 6 • Emily Burnett

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April 2026

Stupid human tricks volume 1: stuck in a dryer in a swimsuit

And the power of personal pride

Apr 29 • Emily Burnett

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"We beat boys": Dolls vs guys on the pickleball court

Winning

Apr 22 • Emily Burnett

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No one's asking, but I have rules for ice cream parlors

Heavily influenced by simply amoral ice cream experiences

Apr 15 • Emily Burnett

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Massage karma finally caught up with me over in Georgia

Plus, features of Eastern v Western massages

Apr 8 • Emily Burnett

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The (maybe unnecessary) Heimlich maneuver

That one time a guy was choking and I did something

Apr 1 • Emily Burnett

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March 2026

Got a puppy. For 3 days.

Finally at peace with unpopular life choices, like the fact I will probably never again own a dog, and I like McDonald's. Sue me.

Mar 25 • Emily Burnett

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SFTR: The accidentally life-changing concert in Rome (featuring my seatmate)

Stories from the Road: Not on my list of plans: stumbling my way into a life-changing concert

Mar 18 • Emily Burnett

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The nicest thing volume 1: a commercial aircraft to myself

Pity taken on a pathetic person (me) in a sling

Mar 11 • Emily Burnett

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Embarrassing injuries volume 1: that one time I got a ski up my nose

The hazards of being human and doing ordinary human things. Me and my nose will go first.

Mar 4 • Emily Burnett

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February 2026

Things that should've ended poorly volume 1: tractor rides with Grandpa

We remember the things that could've ended really poorly

Feb 25 • Emily Burnett

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